Drunk me ordered 10am pizza because he knew I'd be hungover he looks out
Treat yo self!
I woke up with a 40 oz, $60 and a stop sign. No joke
I wake up my drunk friends with “What do you remember from last night?!”
@PBnJ, who wakes up people that got drunk the night before? You monster.
@Lellow0079, I meant I ask them when they wake up
I don't know what love is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
and all drunk me did was message the girl I was drinking to forget, which only made me think about her more..