You were the first one that came to his mind when his brain wasn't even functioning properly.
@RMB, I remembering seeing that in a post a loooooong time ago
@Yes86, same, that's why it came to mind. I think a comedian said it? Maybe?
@RMB, unrelated to pic, but after my high school graduation I got fvcking wasted like the drunkest I've ever gotten and I was texting the girl I had been crushing on for years and then she went to bed and I stayed the night at my sister's where they proceeded to tell me she was dead. They had a dog with the same name and assumed I was talking about her so I screamed "NO SHE'S NOT" and ran to the bed crying.
@moneyeatnoodles, wow you're right, that is unrelated
@RMB, yah sorry I'm pretty stoned right now haha
@moneyeatnoodles, no worries, don't forget to pick up some Baja blast at the store. It's back for the summer
@RMB, that's cool haha thanks
Austin more like autism
@Big Boi Matt , like^
Sounds like you have a case of dailysex
@Repost Counter, I love insects!
That was meant for his side chick
Well you better reply to the soppy drunk
No. I mean where ARE you?
That text wasn’t for her lol