As someone who doesn't natively speak english i had to read some of these slowly to figure them out.
@The booty, I tried to read them out loud. Apparently I am drunk.
@A pet named Steve, I got the first set, thought I was all good, but the last 2 groupings, I guess I'm a bit further gone than I thought
@The booty, as someone who does speak English as a first language, I too had to read them slowly
@A pet named Steve, same and I don't even drink.
@A pet named Steve, I'm actually pretty drunk and transubstantiate is wrinkling my brain
@The booty, as someone who's native language is english, i had to read some of these slowly. And i still cant read the last word on the second section
@A pet named Steve, oh OK so want to have sexy time?
I struggle with half of them when I'm sober.
I speak english and I'm sober and can't say any of these hahah my life sucks
It's been confirmed by a secondary agency that I am drunk right now, and I have said 3 of those impossible sayings.
What I would type if there was no delete button: it's been confinrd by a seconday agency yhay i am drink right biw, and I have said 3 of thise imopossibel aayings.
@snipesmcgeee, I also want to make it clear through this comment that I am not just making a joke...this is real life
Saved for those times when I need to explain to friends/bartenders/police/judges/God that I'm not as think as they drunk I am.
I have turned down sex while drunk, I know, I'm crazy
I remember this from a long time ago, still have it saved. It wasn't on a poster though, it was just text.
I can say all of the bottom ones at any time because I have very different priorities compared to most people.
Sex just isn't important to me.