“If anything happens to my duck I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself.”
Guys only want one thing. . .
@generic zombie, a big duck that all the ladies want?
@SurgeonSean, damn autocorrect!
@generic zombie, and it’s ducking disgusting
@SurgeonSean, sending out all those duck pics
It’s pretty ducking cute
PSA If any of you buy a duck as a pet make sure you get multiple (at least 2 or 3). They are social animals that can suffer depression and health problems on their own and good breeders will refuse to sell single ducks, sometimes they make you get at least 5. Just wanted you all to know
This had good plot curvature.
There are thinkers and there are doers. This man is a doer
I also love your duck
As someone who has several ducks, I just want to say they are cute when they are young but then they become assholes
Small duck energy