I really hope to god some of these were fake!
We're overdue for another holocaust.
@OrphanCrippler44, *german accent* ve shall ready ze chambers!!!
@imtheone10, ja, und make it zer quick
@The Silhouette, jawohl mein commandant. *turns to minions* MACH SCHNELL GÜNSTLING!!!!!!
@OrphanCrippler44, vote for trump 2016!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@OrphanCrippler44, I say we have a hunger games for people like this
@Your Darkest Secret, God bless your soul.
@Your Darkest Secret, vote for giant meteor to end man kind as we know it. The galaxy will be better off with out us.
@OrphanCrippler44, I would prefer a giant meteor.
@OrphanCrippler44, don't you mean another hall of cost?
@OrphanCrippler44, We've been overdue far too long
People can't be this stupid. Seriously...
@Dr Rip Studwell, I always tell myself that, but than I'll run into someone that makes me rethink that statement
@Dr Rip Studwell, you have obviously never worked retail
@Dr Rip Studwell, oh but they are.
@Dr Rip Studwell, if evolution was real there would be no monkeys cause they would all turn into people. Heard that in study hall my sophomore year of highschool
@MasterCylinder, OH EM GEE YES! I work in NC but we're close to SC and you can always tell which customers are from which state as soon as they open their mouths.
Boneless watermelon? Pfft, next you'll be telling me about seedless fried chicken.
@MickelPickel, Don't buy it. It's bad for you! Like Supernatural turducken.
Half of these seem like sarcasm or bad spelling. But that's just me being optimistic.
@Conman33, I used to be like you, then I started working in a grocery store and these people exist
Or the girl who said she wanted to stay a virgin for her kids could adopt. Not that stupid when you take the second the think about it
@State Pooper, yeah, but that's clearly not what she meant
"We should never have bought you" would be a savage ass line if it didn't place you in immediate, potentially lethal danger
This right here is why I don't care whether Trump or Hillary becomes President. In the long run, our entire species is royally screwed.
Ebola one had me dying
And people wonder how the Trump campaign has gotten so far...
@Maturity, I don't like either candidate, but your statement is kinda true lol
@Blaylock1978, right! Like what kind of stupid is that? Where you know that ph makes a f sound but you don't know what an outfit is!
I'm genuinely scared for the kid whose mom thinks she can have sex with him
We need nuclear war before stupid people reproduce
@SpungBab, it's too late
I got cancer... The doctor say I have only 5 more twitter post left. Like to save me!!! Retweet to extend ma life!!
THE SMELL OF HIS COLON 😫👌🙌
We need another plague
I mean, Japan did own Korea at the time, so she's not entirely wrong
@SqurtieMan, yeah but i doubt the korean population had a say in who shojld the japanese attack next...
That Nelson Mandela thing is honestly a joke , I know that guy
I feel like the second one was a joke
I feel like a lot of these people are just taking the pis$...
I can feel my IQ going down...
These can't... These cant be real...
Several of these are jokes. The mandela and ebola ones if I remember correctly
Damn right you hood rat mofos.
*bottle labeled "not bleach"*
Me: here have a drink
Idiot: what is it?
Me: really strong booze that will make you trip balls
*hands out shots for everyone*
Don't be a pv$$y and down it.
gotta agree with LesliFrye on this one
Well Hello Mr. Somebody of Twitter
Tag yourself, I'm Friday the 13th on a Tuesday