just imagine the 1% chance of dealing 80d6 fire damage in a 200 foot radius, no save. then realize theres a chance for that to multiply *infinitely*.
I'm using this. I will say it is a holy item from the special religion I put into my world. The House of Torgue.
@ThePandaPool , EEEEEEEEXXXXPPLLLLOOOOSSSIIIOOOONNNSSS!
@MMSieBreeze, WHY!?!?!? BECAUSE IT FVCKING PLEASES ME!!!!
@ThePandaPool , BEST CHURCH EVAH!! Are you ready to accept Mr. Torgue High Five Flexington as your savior?
@DaSchlappah, I WAS TOO BUSY SUPLEXING A SHARK WEARING A BOLO TIE INSTEAD OF SETTING UP SPONSERS! YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF “WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE, YOU OR THE SHARK?” ANSWER: YES!
@XiozTaschez, this...this is the reason I’m here!👆🏻
@ThePandaPool , So i am in the middle of making a massive, essentially open world, campaign for my players. I am now going to delete half the pantheon i had planned, well over 2 months of work, and rewrite it to accommodate Torgue the god of Atrificers, technology and explosions. Im not even mad. Thank you for the idea. I am 100% stealing it.
@ThePandaPool , i gotta say, as a 1 a day for being one of them... a free fireball....
@ThePandaPool , NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!
@ThePandaPool , I'm getting weighted dice so I can roll a while bunch of 10s, and then a 1. Everything dies!
@satan of the north, so I was considering to make it so 10 doesn't multiply the effect, but instead i say when they pulled the pin, it disintegrates in their hand, and 10 more fall to the ground.
@ThePandaPool , I'm still keeping my weighted die just in case I want to sacrifice myself, or murder suicide the whole party.
Is nothing original. If you’re going to steal ideas at least make the words your own. Monty Python May have something to say about stealing the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
@stercus stercus, and the lord did grin, and the people did feast on anchovies, and orangoutangs, and breakfast cereals an-
Skip a bit brother
The Deck of Silly Things! My DM just brought this into our campaign. I drew the boots of walking- they act like dogs and need to be taken for walkies (double movement) and have a general +10 movement when worn. Awesome to have as a monk!
@apoE, Where can i find this deck? Because i want to steal it.
(Fingers crossed after throwing the grenade) vanilla pudding, vanilla pudding,vanilla pudding...
D&D terms are like legalese, but for nerds.
I see they’re going for the Monty Python approach here
This sounds pretty cool
1 should be accidentally counting by Mississippi
Good lord imagine rolling 10 2-4 times and then getting something like fireball.
The description was painful to read