Oh yea like Durex is reliable. I prefer my pull out game
@Sofakingawsim, I've been relying on it for 5 years and it has worked so far
@ MidnightC, Works great. Till it doesn't. *Looks at self in mirror.*
@ MidnightC, same here
@ MidnightC, can't get butt pregnant.
@GunSupporter, true but that doesn't mean I haven't tried *wink*
@Sofakingawsim, yeah because condoms don't do anything besides help prevent pregnancy
*vigorously scratches crotch because tons of STDs from not using condoms*
@Sofakingawsim, I'll stick with my weak game...28 years successful streak and no end in sight! "Walkin' on sunshiiinnne, Woah-oh! And don't it feel good! Hey!" Iiiim done..
@RustyFapwagon, well if you stick with just one lady and youre both faithful.
@mas2de, saddens me that someone let you have sex with them much less reproduce.
@Caine, don't worry. Some decade if you clean yourself up and make yourself better instead of feeling sad for yourself, you might eventually be able to get someone to lay with you if they're drunk enough.
@GunSupporter, butt sex is wild, and don't cause no child
@Sofakingawsim, I broke 2 Durex condoms. After that day I switched to Trojan permanently.
@mas2de, lol nice assumption dick face. Maybe when your suicidal tendencies end youll have better jokes.
but if ever there were a comment to validate my origional one, that was it. your wife probably has Stockholm syndrome or youve committed rape.
@mas2de, granted I could see how someone as fugly as you would think that you need to get women drunk to sleep with them, maybe thats how it happened. You probably got a woman completely tossed and then she didnt even realize that you two pumped her till she realized she was prego.
@Caine, hmm. Yeah, maybe that's how it always happens. Or maybe I've never had sex with a drunk woman or while drunk. Maybe being a loving man to my woman is enough. And maybe you have anger issues and projection issues. But you must have good legs to leap to those far away conclusions. Good for you. So you just keep telling yourself all those things you think you know about other people if it makes you feel better about yourself. I guess some people just need the happy lie.
@mas2de, the irony in your post lol.
It's not too late *pulls out coat hangar*
Used trojan forever but then one time it broke. Never bought anything again, until I found Crowns, which are amazing and cheap on Amazon. Just saying.
Genetics are a bitch. I'm so surprised your kids a dumbass.
This could be meme worthy, but I think they need to get more creative than just pics of kids doing dumb kid things.
@NebOlevar, what else would the meme be?
@Thatbright, I figured people'd start making pictures with cars or houses on fire and then slap the Durex logo on it. The story crafts itself
@NebOlevar, ah I see, more of an implicit than explicit thing...I think I see the potential
If it were me, that kid would officially grow up with out TV. One good lesson learned.
Is it just me or does anybody else see Luigi on the right side of the TV?
..... this hurts