I went on a cruise and I met a great woman on board back in April, and I’ve always used Trojan condoms but I figured I’ll give durex a shot. Bad decision. Because not one but two condoms broke while I was fvcking her and we didn’t realized the second broke until after I came. Thankfully she’s on the pill and she’s clean. Never again durex, never again...
@MCPON John 117, do you know how to sex? You broke two condoms dude calm down, you're lovin my dude, not drilling for oil.
@YaBoiDoodleBob, sure I do, just ask your mom. She likes it rough
@MCPON John 117, trojan or bail
@MCPON John 117, guest that's how your dong got so strong getting through six feet of dirt and a wooden box.
@MCPON John 117, went through a box of 4 in one session because they kept breaking
@YaBoiDoodleBob, holy shjt dude
@MCPON John 117, broken many durex, only like 2 trojans. I always tell my gf there's a few things in life you don't go cheap on. Tattoos, gas station sushi, and condoms.
@xmarksdeathx, my university sells Trojan condoms in packs of 24 for $5- sometimes you can go cheap and get quality
Jokes on you, I jizz in a sock....alone, while crying.
Pssst... hey...come closer...
SOME CHILDREN ARE PLANNED AND WANTED!
Wow shots fired. *wink wink*
@Red Uzumaki, and they ain’t blanks
Break a mirror and it’s 7 years of bad luck. Break a condom and it’s 18+ years of bad luck plus late retirement and early onset old age