Bird: I guess I'M the early bird who caught this worm, ahahah
God: creates hunters
@sir killjoy, I think you mean bird eating spiders.
@sir killjoy, hunters: Bet that bird wishes he would have DUCKED, hahahaha
God: Creates women
No parentheses ice parentheses? That just doesn't sound funny. D:
HE CRAWLS LIKE A WORM FROM A BIRD
This is a worse version of the anteater one
That's an acceptable response l.