“Earth Jesus loves you”. That’s something that I’m gonna use next time I play a Druid in D&D.
@AceWolf456, if your Druid ever sacrifices themselves to save the world, and then comes back three days later, they basically will be Earth Jesus.
Who is earth jesus?
@hasher2288, space Jesus’ twin
@Narcoleptic Pilot, oh but where is Pluto jesus?
@hasher2288, don't know, but he loves Flat Flat u?
@hasher2288, hes one of the four jesuses that lived together in peace, but everything changed when fire jesus attacked.
@hasher2288, chuck Norris
@hasher2288, Pluto Jesus isn't a real Jesus. He's a dwarf Jesus.
@SimonPetrikov, omg so I've been worshipping a fake jesus? I need to ask Jupiter jesus for help on this
That meme reading Gramma is blowing her brains out on this one.
Earth is flat
Jesus earth is flat
U Jesus ♡ U
Jesus ♡s U
Jesus is earth
♡s flat flat u
Earth Jesus, Earth Jesus
Will you be mine?
That’s a dude
I prefer sky daddy
Look at the dad on the left.
Now back at the gay cowboy.
Now look at the dad's daughter.
Looks like she shjt herself.
Probably at the sheer awesomeness of the flat Earth religious gay cowboy.
I read this as “Earth jesus loves you jesus. Is earth loves flat flat you.”
Earth Jesus Loves you. Jesus is Earth. Love flat is flat you.
When you get in an argument with someone while you're drunk
Wait if Jesus lived and died for our sins, then why leave chastity out
@AceWolf456, You should dress your druid like the guy in the picture.
That looks like a dude that lost a bet