She will never be a dead meme
Step on me, Earth Mommy
if that’s mother nature than i want to be step son of fertility
@My Opinion is Trash , so, like a farmer? Plowing her ever so often to sow your wild oats, living a long hard life just to live another day to plow her again tomorrow.
Get at the back of the line, she's only satisfied with big heavy machines now. What ever you could do would be the macaroni art to her constant g@ngb@ng.
@That one lurker, your fatal mistake was assuming i’m here to pleasure anyone but myself
Earth Chan is now super thick
@megamanx181x, she has Huge... tracks of land.
@That one lurker, dude, yes.
Earth chan is sus
@lemonparty, thats hella sus bro
Yup. Pretty soon we'll have death beat, and shortly after we'll leave your dead ass in our space dust, with nothing for you to look forward to but the eventual expansion of the sun into a red giant, at which point you'll get burned into oblivion. Get rekt, bitch.
@Doctor Yak, bold of you to assume humanity will survive long enough to ever colonize another planet.
@Your Waifu, oh, we will. Necessity is the mother of invention.
@Doctor Yak, you underestimate how good people are at procrastinating.
@Your Waifu, oh, don't get me wrong, I'm pretty sure most people will die along with the planet. But enough people will get away that humanity as a species will be fine.
@Doctor Yak, the issue is that to get away and then not die out within a single generation we'd need to have already colonized another planet and made that colony self-sustainable, otherwise getting away will achieve nothing.
I'd also note we might not actually have that many years to colonize another planet before something catastrophic happens. For example, the Yellowstone supervolcano is several years overdue to erupt, and even if we survive that it'll make space travel and astronomy basically impossible for several years because the sky will be too filled with ash.
@Your Waifu, meh, someone will figure it out.
@Doctor Yak, or they won't. You have to prepare yourself for that possibility.
@Your Waifu, I'll be dead long before we get to that point.
@Doctor Yak, that's the spirit!
*monkey with anxiety
Huh, I guess she really wasn't flat.
If I say yes will you punish me?
What answer ends with me being used as a human dildo by her?
I miss Earth Chan
“Well yes, but actually no.”
Asche zu Asche
und Staub zu Staub