You know what’s going on here
That citric acid would burn though
@Chimon, just the thought of getting that in my pee pee makes me cringe
@Chimon, my boyfriend realllyyy liked it. He was afraid too but he rolled with it
@Chimon, pain produces pleasure, pal
@Chimon, that’s part of the pleasure.
Someone likes the burn. Kinky....
Grapefruit yo man
Sorry, I just have a weird eating habit
SCHLURP SCHLURP SCHLURP and that’s the grapefruit technique
Me and my gf at the time forgot to toss the ole grapefruit in the microwave and let me tell you it was not enjoyable
@Tylerdurdin, never stick your manhood in cold fruit. Ever
@SHIVERMETIMBERS1776, you shouldn't have to if you have a gf. I think that's the point of having a gf....
@Tylerdurdin, sometimes you gotta spice things up. Or sweeten them up in this case
@Tylerdurdin, do you know about grapefruit job?
@Gamzeez, I don’t. Please share.
@Gamzeez, must have missed that class
@Tylerdurdin, I'm sickened but curious
*sits on chair and grabs popcorn*
@Tylerdurdin, ...do you....do you think he’s actually going to tell us??
*nervously eats crazysheep’s popcorn*
@Kamitha, you can find the instructional video on YouTube if you search for it. The sound she makes is... unreal
@Colombian Sugar, I could, but I like it when other commenters describe what they think it is. I’ve gotten some pretty stellar answers before and it always makes my day. ;)
@Kamitha, I would also like to hear what it is since I'm a sheep.
*gets popcorn back from Kamitha and patiently waits for someone to respond*
@crazysheep, Now, now...popcorn is bad for sheeps.
*pats on head*
@Kamitha, fine ok
*takes out secret bag of popcorn and continues to wait for a VERY detailed explanation of grapefruit job*
@Kamitha, @crazysheep, basically grapefruiting is a sexual act where a woman cuts a grapefruit in half then cuts a hole in it and warms it up. Then the woman puts it on the man’s wiener and fellates him while moving he grapefruit up and down his shaft. Basically the appeal is it feels like for the guy he is getting sucked while fücking. And for the girl grapefruit flavor.
@Ray213, thanks for explaining. *proceeds to cross out grapefruit from sheep grocery list*
@Ray213, you forgot the part that goes WARGABLARGAHBLARGA
@Bruce the Opossum, we need audible for that part but it is the best part
@Ray213, except it tastes terrible. It's not grapefruit, it's penis and grapefruit which is worse than penis by itself
@Johnny Karate, please explain your experience Johnny Karate
@ToadsWetSocket, my boyfriend and I tried it, he liked it, I didn't. Also we had to lay down a towel because there were sooo manyyyy juicesss
The first giveaway should be the velociraptor sounds from the bedroom
When you get fisted
Someone went top shelf. That is a Texas Red. Whoo doggy!
If you’ve seen the video, you are scared for life. If you haven’t, YouTube “grapefruit your man” Turn the volume WAY up.
The part in Girls Trip that describes this got me laughing a little too hard at the theaters