They shouldn’t have left all those free samples on that shelf
@Uncut Bandito, They weren't free, and that wasn't a shelf, that was my cart you jacka$$
This is a new level of annoyance
@megamanx181x, right?!?! As we all know glitter is the herpes of the craft world!
@DaSchlappah, fvck, then I need to stop sprinkling it on my vag.
@ TouchMyCatEars, picturing your man coming up for air with a glitter goatee. Or him being like “babe, we fvcked two days ago...I’ve taken six showers and my nuts still look like a pair of disco balls!”
@ TouchMyCatEars, VAGAZZLES!!!