Some simple mass hysteria and rioting should do the trick, all we need is someone in charge of a lot of stuff to do something stupid enough to cause that....................... ...... .............. ............
I agree, eats my millionaire boss. "Ok now where do I receive my money?"
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, Sorry he had a will that gave all of his money to his lazy entitled kids who've never worked a day. You do get a 15-20 year paid vacation though!
@satan of the north, damn his kids rich now? *eats kids*
@TheBigJ, Ooh sorry, they were minors so they didn't have full control of that money. Now it goes to the butler who was their legal guardian after their dad died.
@satan of the north, hmmmm *looks at butler with knife and fork in my hand* interesting...
@TheBigJ, that dude's like Bruce Lee on steroids I wouldn't mess with him
@satan of the north, thats fine im full from eating the kids anyway
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, You ate him, therefore upon the laws of the nature you absorbed him into yourself, and both of you are one, thus, you are entitled to ‘your’ own assets.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, from the people that buy the product or service that was being sold.
*Jonathan Swift is confused*
@SimonPetrikov, *Steven Tyler and Joe Perry step forward to clarify*
But school said there were 3! The haves, the haves with good credit, and the have nots!
Because that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon by civilized societies- Willy Wonka
Because they're already eating us
Those who can work, those who can not manage.
“Enter Bernie Sanders”
@Implicit88, “Have I got a plan for you!!!” -Bernie
I mean; eating one billionaire would do more to “save” the planet than becoming vegan...
Sounds an awful lot like communist propaganda... and if there's one thing I hate it's communism and if there's a 2nd thing it's communist
well boys we did
class divides are no morw
Communism is rising....
@megamanx181x, Democratic Socialism is rising.