Ever notice how some things are ok to say, but when you start getting specific, people get all uppity?
"I love kids" -good
"I love 12 year old boys" -bad
"All people look the same to me" -good on you for not discriminating
"All Asians look the same to me" -bad
@Kangaroo Jacked, yeah and when you say "i want to kill everyone slowly with a machete" oh alright but when you say "i want to kill everyone slowly with a machete and fvck their corpse and post it on youtube everyone thinks youre crazy
@Vasmas09, everyone thinks you're crazy for thinking you can be successful on YouTube.
@Kangaroo Jacked, "I like movies" good.
"I think porn are great documentaries" bad
I tried to tell a chick this egg joke but I was too much of a chicken
@Nick Valentine, I'm a sucker for egg jokes. They crack me up
Um actually, it would be "an eggcellent day". Maybe this is why i cant make friends.
@4than3, I'll be your friend if you explain your name
'IT WILL BE FUNNY' makes this sound like a hostage situation. Laugh and share or you get 10 more lashes!
Get it? 'Cause they're eggs!!! EGGS! IT IS FUNNY!!
The punchline to this joke is way overeasy to figure out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, (inhales deeply) HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Made ten friends since reading this. It really works guys!!!!
@password123, wow it worked for me too! 8/8
Eggshellent would be better
Cause you're both egg heads?
An eggcellent day! Not a eggcellent day asdfghjkksksgagev
Directions unclear; friend died from eggshell in their brain.