Every. Bloody. Month. Like clockwork.
@Alyss Crow, haha bloody.
@stigmaoftherose, I heard there was some sort of pun sniper? Should I be worried?
@Alyss Crow, I suggest you serpentine. Just in case.
@YouJustLostTheGame, I shall face my destiny like a true woman. Screaming and bjtching the whole way.
@Alyss Crow, Welcome. I can already tell you're gonna fit right in here.
@YouJustLostTheGame, I'm glad. I'm loving it here.
@Alyss Crow, Obi-Wan: "I shjt you not is our last hope."
Yoda: "No...there is another..."
@Alyss Crow, Was the a fvcking pun
@Alyss Crow, you watch the Shining
@eleven, sorry. I do not.
@Alyss Crow, You heard correctly.
@Sniper of Puns, Oh, shjt.
@Alyss Crow, NO, NOT THIS ONE. I HAVE TAKEN SPECIAL INTEREST IN HER DEVELOPMENT....
@KingofFunnypics, Oh, almighty Lord of this realm, *kneels* I will willingly become your vassal.
@Alyss Crow, ahh good to hear. Have a complimentary Dickbutt cookie.
@KingofFunnypics, Sire? This doesn't look quite... edible...
@Alyss Crow, ... Yeah... I'm not even sure why we give them out any more. But people got posses off when we tried serving Invalid chicken shuffle. And don't get started on the TrueJewBear Jerky....
It's a tradition anyways...
@KingofFunnypics, Thank you my liege. Now, may I ask why you have taken an interest in me? *discreetly tosses dickbutt cookie*
@Alyss Crow, *discreetly places cookie in your bag*
Meh, who knows why mortal machines do as we do? Perhaps it's because if all of the good commenters were shot, the Firsters and TRUMPERS would take over. Or perhaps I secretly plot to harvest all of my followers minds for my own commenting prowess.
Honestly who knows?
@KingofFunnypics, As long as my mind is out to a good use sire.
@KingofFunnypics, I'm about as creative as a dead mouse laced with ecstasy.
@Alyss Crow, is being placed in a meme factory your idea of good use? If so, yes.
Happy no child support week
"Come playtex with us danny. forever...and ever."
Raining Blood! 0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0
Yes so remember men, to avoid a flood of blood, impregnate your significant other
This makes me feel hungry, hungry and aroused
Ice Bear thinks this is nasty
Ah, how nice. I see this on the toilet while reaching for a pad XD
Funny you say that, actually. Here be sharks.
Haven't seen The Shining in a while. Redrum
Showed my girlfriend this on her period, all she said was "pretty much"😂😂
The shining period edition
a day after eating beetroot in the "office"
Red fish blue fish
Not flaccid ;)