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@Mag3rPayne, I used to work at an assisted living center in the kitchen. I brought out this man's meal (the dude looked and sounded like a prospector from the 1890's). When I set his plate down, he told me to go kill a spider that was crawling on a nearby curtain. After about 10 seconds of shuffling the curtain around trying to find it, I heard him laughing and whispering "there ain't no spider." I got played like a goddamn fiddle.
93 years to perfect the art of trolling.