Its a dick in a box
I hope it's a bike.
@Jowg, you can tell by the square shape it's actually a new car, but I see how you can only see two wheels
@Birthday Cake Riot, two wheels, two nuts. Whatever.
@Jowg, I hope it's a PS4
@Jowg, it's definitely something you can ride.
@877CashNow, I can ride? Who do you think I am? A flight attendant?
@Jowg, it's no bike but I'm sure you can still ride it.....I'm leaving
@Jowg, Well you can ride it.
@unpopular opinions, but, that seems to be the popular opinion.
@Jowg, Nope. It's a horse.
@Jowg, no but it's rideable
"Id say she'd love it, but I dont want to sound cocky"
@Michch333, that... That is good.
Of course, it's a gold watch!
@The Megaton Bomb, cut a hole in the box
@The Megaton Bomb, Step 2...
@Dyrewulff , put your dlck in the box...
@AllieWishes, make her open the box
I'm a mother lover your a mother lover we should f each other's moth...oh wait wrong song...
Trust me I'm from the internet
@unknown Identity, *bends over* "I trust you.
@Jowg, now you may feel a slight pinch. Proceeds to put life saving vaccine in syringe and then stuck in left butt check
@unknown Identity, *moan* you're my... *moan* savior.
Get her nothing, b!tches love nothing as much as golden watches do.
I hope it's a gold watch!
It could be anything, it could even be a boat!
"Dude, trust me she'll love it."
Of course she will, do you know how HARD it is to find a gift like that?
i cant believe someone spent money to make this a song tho...
She loves hard gifts
It's my d*ck in a box, giiiirl!
No, no. Lets not sexualize Corky the Elf and tarnish my memories of Childhood.
She'll want the D wrapped too!
Is it a gold watch in those boxes?
Hope its not a dick. I already have one
Maybe it's a gold watch!
It's my dick in a box
Why does the one to the right remind me of Aziz Ansari?
A gift real special...
My famous ice in a box? I guarantee that they will be left with big, gaping smiles.