Legolas what do your elf eyes see!
Legolas: Something that makes me wish I had normal eyes that's for sure
You dare disrespect the King is such a way?!
@Pervy Sage Jiraiya, well, I didn’t vote for him!
@I Are Lebo, you don't vote in a monarchy
@Pervy Sage Jiraiya, then howed you become king then?
@CocoasBro, born of Royal blood.
@Pervy Sage Jiraiya, listen incestuous bloodlines is no basis for a system of government.
@Pervy Sage Jiraiya, Monty Python reference
But Aragorn was actually part Elvish. So this satire doesn't really work. Also, if i remember correctly, he was also at least partially trained and raised by elfs. And the last part that kills this satire is that Aragorn actually had a Elf lover. And it wasn't even pity love!
@LaDarkProphet, his mom wasnt elvish? Was she? I thought he looked like an elf because he was healed by some elvish ritual or some sh!t.
@CocoasBro, No. He is Duedain and Isildurs heir. He is actually of both human and elvish royal blood. I dont recall if his mother was Elvish or not, but he certainly is. He was also raised in Rivendell after his father was killed by Orcs at the age of 2. Ive not heard of some ritual like thing taking place in Tolkien's work. There is one in the Inheritance Cycle written by Christopher Paoulin, where the main hero Eragon is healed by dragons and turned into a human elf hybrid. But nothing of the sort can or did take place in any of Tolkien's work as far as i am aware.
If they're so superior then why did most of them flee like little bitches? The humans and dwarves stayed to fight the orcs on their own terms
Dúnedain are long descended men and elves hence why they live so long
They're taking the hobbits to Akihabara!
dúnedain = konketsuji.
Shhh, don’t tell him.
Araagon is an elvish weeb?
Motherfvcker did the equivalent of litterally changing his body to look like an elf just so he could get the girl... and he didnt even do that in the end. Just flew off into the desert.
Please be satire... please be satire...
Bro elf girls aren’t real