Insult this guy in Elvish.
He looks like James Franco's half-aborted twin
@Devils Avocado, I like how he'd be surprised if someone roasted him in the title bar
@Devils Avocado, it's me, ya boi
Cocky bastard, thinkin no one can insult him. Funnypics community! We've been issued a challenge!
@Laugh Dammit, he has a dead look in his eyes, like his father never loved him
@Pouldershads, he looks like he thinks he hot shjt but he's really just cold diarrhea...
@Laugh Dammit, I'm assuming you have mommy issues which have manifested as an intense need to try to remain superior despite taking shjts that attract more women
@Laugh Dammit, If Justin Bieber had a baby with an ugly rat, it would bully this weirdo
This motherfvcker underestimates r/roastme
It grinds my gears when people say elvish instead of elven
I'd be very surprised if I can actually get top comment.
@snaaake, it grinds my gears when people take 2 years to reply to a comment.
That second one sounds more like a pickup line
He looks like the mayor of the hateful 8
The dead look in your eyes is realizing you'll age like a trophy wife.
First one isn't an insult
You look like you pee sitting down
Awwww you look like a stupid, clumsy Jeffrey Dahmer groupie who gets woozy at the sight of blood but is totally gonna kill and eat all of us.