I would follow my dog to the end of the earth and back. Heckin good apocalypse pupper 14/10
@2807Ollie, wouldn't happen to have one eye up on a stalk and poop dark matter, would he?
@mas2de, unfortunately not - but even that wouldn’t stop me from following him
@2807Ollie, I was referring to Nibbler from Futurama
@mas2de, ah, well I look like a damn fool now. Apologies good sir
@2807Ollie, not to worry. So you didn't get a cartoon reference. It's all trivia.
Fish don't count as pets
@Tokenblackguy, yes they’re friends not food
@Tokenblackguy, hey, fish have emotions too. For example, if you've ever had a betta, and tried to put other fish in the tank with it, you'd find out that fish are capable of feeling anger. A lot of anger. Why do you keep killing all your friends, Betta? I don't understand. Why are you so angry?
@Tokenblackguy, they are scenery you have to feed.
@Tokenblackguy, I have a blood parrot fish who has so much personality her name is pumpkin and I love her just as much as I love my other animals, she always comes to greet me as I walk by and begs for food :)
@Marida Cruz, Or even if you put them near a mirror
@Langenator, well at that point it's just self harm. But what I'm talking about is their tendency to kill even non-betta fish, which was very upsetting for me as a child, because I had a pet betta that I took great care of, but every time I tried to give him a buddy, they'd be dead the next day. It was never another betta.
I tell my pup to lead the way every time we go exploring anyway
My dog slept through Hurricane Irma. She won’t lead me to shjt.
Im not an animal person and dont own any. Will the trash panda the eats my leftovers tell me its time?
@jagrm, no, unless you have a close relationship with them and throw away half a burger just as a treat for them
@satan of the north, alrighty then looks like im alone for the apocalypse
Boa constrictor. Would I need too speak parseltongue?