It's the last woman, guys relax.
@deveranmar, I'm relaxed but my d!ck isn't. Is this what they call a fear boner?
@deveranmar, Or a group of the women on earth, coming in a massive crowd to kill the last man.
@flaks, game grumps.
@Death to Dickbutt, you know you're describing a tumblr feminist utopia right?
@D0N RAM0N, I'm not gonna confirm nor deny anything.
@deveranmar, *sh*ts twice*
@deveranmar, Followed by a horde of aliens who took over...Google it
@deveranmar, gah, that's worse than anything I could have come up with.
@deveranmar, depending on the woman that could be good or bad
@deveranmar, That makes it worse!
@deveranmar, that's why it's so terrifyw!
@deveranmar, I know a sorter one WHERE DID THE SPIDER GO
You know what's a scarier and shorter horror story?
"Dude, where did the spider go?"
@mothergoosexxx, What's scary is a broken condom
@syzygy0, it's not nice to call your kids that
Good thing I'm on the toilet
@FunnyPicsSecretary , well, if you were the person in the scenario, at least you know it would be a polite ghost. Probably Canadian.
I was in bed and I heard a knock on my window. I live on the 10th floor...
The man realized it was his trained horse Flicka. He had spent 10 years training Flicka, and in fact owed his survival to Flicka's heroic actions during the Great Earthquake. With a great sigh of relief he thought, thank goodness, that will make good eatin'.
It was his cat falling against the locked door ,breathing its last breath wondering why its master wasn't there to feed it and instead depressed in a room.
Insert "aliens" meme here
It was the pizza guy- fvcking finally
@IAmIcarus, the pizza guy, fvcking finally, I'm finally fvcking!
It was the last mailman, geez guise just relax
Here's a better one one: "where'd the spider go?"
You mean you Frederic Browned yourself
A famous short story: "When he woke up, the dinosaurs were still there."
shortest horror story ever: No Wifi
Even if the whole world was empty I'd feel like there would be no place to hide
Sentence 3: The man was played by Vincent Price.
"I saw myself blink"
No wife wants you to go down on her, she's on her period
It was a monkey at the door duh...