As my dad is from England, I root for them during the World Cup and I can tell you that this picture is 100% accurate. It'd be like the Cubs winning the World Series. Chaos would erupt and hell would most likely freeze over
@Thinlizzy, ohhhhhh...it'd be like the cubs winning the World Series. NOW I get it. Thank you for translating it to American terms!
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, The last time the Cubs won the World Series, the Ottoman Empire was still a thing.
@Thinlizzy, I like your seamless analogy between the two cultures. Now can you explain "banging on" and "dicks over"?
@Thinlizzy, or if the Canucks win a Stanley Cup
@Thinlizzy, can someone translate this to non-sportsman? Maybe gamer! Yeah! Translate it to Pokemon!
@Gay Ninja, beating the elite 4 with 6 magicarps
@Brave Sir Robin, to be perfectly honest I've never heard of "dicks over" but "banging on" just means "brilliant"
@Thinlizzy, lol perfect! But yeah everything I know would have to be false for that to happen
@Thinlizzy, England have a good squad this year. Very dynamic, and, i think they have the potential to make the semis, although i wouldn't bet any money on it
@Thinlizzy, Same thi ng here
@Gay Ninja, it's the equivalent of sweeping a team of legendaries using a Caterpie.
@Mileys tongue, lol
@Thinlizzy, I'm from the future! Guess what?! Cubs win the World Series in 2016! You're welcome.
Anyone notice us and Russia start ww3 on the first image?
@Poisonwolf, unfortunately that's not far from the truth, either.
Who else would like to not have to scroll to the bottom to click hi-res?
They probably won't even make it out of the first round.
Even if you don't follow soccer or the World Cup, this is well worth the read.
as an avid follower of all things soccer, this is 110% true and funny.
Don't even watch football, but when its the world cup I still go fvcking mental if england score!
What the hell would happen if the US won?
@Maturity, this is football not american football
I'm really sleep deprived... I blacked out for a second and my brains not processing things correctly. I looked at this god damn long thinking "when did all this happen?!"
I can actually see this happening...
@Captain Britain, that must be some good ganja mon
And this is proof sports are a religion
I laughed the most at "Nobody else came into work today, help"
I guess it's a good thing they didn't win then
16 June 2014 #16June2014
Btw this joke isn't mine.
"Brazil has just been announced as the most dangerous country in the world. Croatia an Mexico have been robbed and Spain has been raped in just 2 days!
Ah the joys of being British.
Don't let cable do this to you. Get dish
Haha, I and every English person knows that we are not going to win... England will go a whole year without rain before that day comes
Sooo like the Bills winning the Super Bowl? *internally cries*