If you don't speak English you can't read that...
@I am bacon man, sí
@I am bacon man, you honestly expect anybody to read it and think they are genuine instructions though?
@I am bacon man, ¿Que?
@I am bacon man, some can read but not speak...says half of salvadorians...
*presses 3* #rebel4life
@P4nts, *presses 4* #rebel5lyfe
Press the pound key to rehear these options again, and again, and again...
"What's the pound key? Oh you mean the hashtag?"
@The Handlebar , "why is there a hashtag on old phones, there wasnt even twitter then LOL!"-dumbass kids
@MasterEmerald, were did the word hashtag come from?
@The Handlebar , I made the mistake of saying "pound sign" around a group of 20 year olds once. 3 years later, I still don't have any friends.
@Sir Unimpressive, I hope you know I'm going to start using that...
@Justduckyjenn, Then my work here is done
@MasterEmerald, *wants to slap people related to this pound sign/hash tag event...*
@Carl Jenkins , twitter coder..(programmer)
@Sir Unimpressive, i looked it up and i absolutely adore it darling!
Because tolerance and helpfulness are for the weak
Is there an ape in the reflection?
Hell Yeah!! If I go to another country, I'm expected speak their language. So in this country let them speak English.
@snarf snarf, you may not like those results *looks at india*
@Blackfrost273, what results? What does my comment have to do with India?
"Press 1 for English."
"Presione 2 para Inglés"
Are you in America? If yes then speak English or do not speak.
@Sir Unimpressive, proper or our english???
So much win.
Ron Swanson strikes again!
Press 1 for English. Presione 2 para Inglés.
But you lot speak american...
Social Darwinism did nothing wrong