*scrawls symbols on wall that convey her name is Angela White and giving her a good googly moogly will make you happy*
@Gug, people like you deserve nice things...not like a car or anything but like a warm hug and someone telling you you're appreciated
@Gug, We need to make a medal for Sauce Pathfinders like you. You and your kind are the true saints of funny pics, Gug.
@Gug, took me a second' but the necklace always gives it away. That and her melons.
@Gug, bro, I straight up lost it when I read ‘googly moogly’ lmao
@Gug, Saw this. Went off funny pics for about 5 minutes. Came back a happier man with a tired arm. Me thanks you.
@Gug, happy. Thanks!!
*slaps melons* yes, yes, very nice melons indeed
@A pet named Steve, is that how you tell if the watermelons are good?
@A pet named Steve, so the other .e and my friend were talking about race. We were talking to see if we knew alot of races and german came up. I was going to say yeah I was friends with a german girl (at least I consider us friends). But then I immediately stopped because I thought they would ask how I met you and I didnt want to explain "oh I dont really know her. She's a German weeb girl that I've never met that goes by the name Steve and is a pet. And the only way I can talk to her is if I go by the alias of a crazy sheep." So I just said I dont know any germans. Not a funny or interesting story but something I would just like to share. Thanks for reading. Drink plenty of water.
@crazysheep, I consider us friends too! But I see why your friend might not have understood haha. This is a cool anecdote though, I like it!
@seeUpee, find one with a very apparent yellow spot (implies it spent a long time laying on that side in the field) and make sure it feels heavy for its size. Last tell is to pick it up and knock on it. If it sounds hollow, tada you have a great watermelon
@A pet named Steve, yes you can slap or feel for firmness but the best method to finding good melons is to bury your face between th...... oooooh watermelons... nvm
So no ones gonna talk about Carmen Sandiego trying to be slick in the background?
@pb4987, she knows nobody is looking back there
@pb4987, I was about to say something about that but you beat me to the punch.
Look at those melons
@JewishXenu, You may see melons, but all I see is a nice pear
I found Carmen San Diego.
@Doctor Yak, Carmen Diaz? Melons are perfectly shaped. I have an autograph photo of her naked back in the days before she was famous... was passed down
She’s stealing 2 melons
She looks like Angela White... Maybe cause it is?
@Shodai Hokage, Yup, it is.
If a woman walks into a store with 2 melons and walks out with 9 melons, how many melons did she buy?
Damn those look juicy and delicious.
Damn...that black censor bar is in the way
“The laaast melon”