I just wanted some 🍟
Instead I got 🔥
@Donald Trump, SOCIALISM!
@Donald Trump, ya got BERNED!
@Donald Trump, Did you feel it? The BERN
Trump. If you fly close to the sun your gonna get burn....ied
Is this how you make puns.... Was this a pun...
@Lord Palpatine, *berned
@Turtle Cancer, welp I guess I flew to close to the sun and got berned!
@Lord Palpatine, it was a good pun, my lord
@Lord Palpatine, my son... You make me proud
@Lord Palpatine, I guess he felt the bern
Birdie Sanders 2016
@Donald Trump, I was going to downvote this seemingly random comment but then I saw the username. You ought to get a gravatar
@CommunistMoose, well, it wasn't about the username, it's the bird. And yes, I need a gravatar.
@Donald Trump, OHHHHHHHH
I feel you Bernie, I hate it when my date doesn't order his own damn fries
What happened to redistribution of fries?
@Death of the Mailman, Right?
Is that how I scare Bernie from taking 50+ percent of my income?
@Hotchkiz, unless you make over $10 mil a year you won't pay over 50% and your taxes won't go up at all unless you make over 250k a year and even then by Just a few percent.
@DJ Khaled, all government together already takes an average of 40% of incomes. Plus the estimated average 10% middle class tax Bernie is promising (which is probably low) means a lot of us will have quite a burden.
@Hotchkiz, his whole thing is about reversing the tax reductions and increasing them for super rich and the other 250k+ annuals. Unless your drowning in money, he's not taking much more if any.
@Can yew knot, go put your income into the calculator by vox (liberal site). My wife and I are firmly middle class and would pay 10K EXTRA in just federal taxes. He's absolutely ridiculous.
@DJ Khaled, bullsh^t I just looked at the tax plan.
@Jeb Bush, the one on his site ?
@DJ Khaled, no, it was a match up of all the plans proposed by each candidate.
@Jeb Bush, well I'd go directly to the candidates site to check their proposals since they're the ones actually making the proposals. Whether or not it would work/be beneficial you'd want a 3rd party though.
@DJ Khaled, he changed his. He spouted that only the 1% would get an increase till...you know.. math showed it's ugly head
@Jeb Bush, and his updated plan is on his website so.... I'm not here to argue whether or not it's a good tax plan I just want people to have accurate information on what is actually being proposed
@DJ Khaled, Keep in mind that his tax plan on the lower and middle class won't go into effect until his healthcare plan succeeds. So you will pay more in taxes, but won't have to pay for private health insurance.
@John Nash, that's still a crappy deal for my family because we're not paying 10K for health insurance now (even though it's skyrocketed since the affordable healthcare act.) I'm not in the top 1% or 5% or 10%. Bernie Sanders is a career politician, therefore Bernie Sanders is a liar.
If I made $100,000 and paid around $5k for insurance, I'd have around $3,500 extra in disposable income.
Lemme take these fri-
I'm not a Bernie supporter, but this is the best thing I've seen in a while
The orange man felt the bern
Trump insisted on paying, but Bernie wouldn't hear of it. He just took a dollar from everyone else in the room until he could pay for the meal.
What a pussy.
A fascist and a socialist?
I honestly thought people would stop calling Bernie a socialist since it's clearly a dumb insult, but they just keep at it as if they've made some point about something instead of embarrassing themselves. Bernie Sanders is not a socialist, he just wants an updated and shifted income tax system, universal health care like the rest of the world so the private insurance companies don't get to jack of prices of drugs to bankrupt citizens, and free or at least reduced cost to state public college. These are paid for with taxes on Wall Street speculation, reductions in military spending, and yes, greater income taxes for those who make salaries of 250k+ a year. (The average salary in America is around 35k for individuals) He doesn't want a state run economy, he doesn't want to take away the guns and the freedom, just making far better use of the system we have in place to maximize benefits for the many as opposed to the few. It is NOT socialism. The world isn't going to end.
@averagestuckpixluser, you keep using the word socialism, but I don't think it means what you think it means.
That is in fact what I am accusing pretty much anyone else of doing. Socialism is a very broad term with many many different meanings, but the standard definition is where the government controls the means of production. Bernie Sanders is not advocated this, just an updated system that gives us actual benefits.
Damn socialism, you scary.
Your fries? Nope Bernie is entitled to them, and that's socialism.
The socialist won't share fries?
Can someone please tell me if this is real or not
@password123, not real
If Bernie is kosher then he just enjoys taunting trump ;)
Bernie: this is my food, okay?
Trump (to cameraman):I'm gonna take dat food.
Bernie: DON'T TOUCH MY FOOD MOTHERFVCKER!
Is anyone going to mention that according to bernies policies the fries are ALWAYS for the table!?
My roommate wants both of them as president and Vice President, how do I respond to this?
@Phil Tippet, by doing nothing.