Exiled British Criminal: Why’s it called Gimpy Gimpy?
Aboriginal Dude: Touch it and you’ll understand.
I need this plant for reasons. Unlike Epstein whos been killed and no longer needs such medicinal plants.
Pretty soon, we'll be able to play a game in the random section with these. If its a normal "did you know fact," do nothing, if its an Epstein one, drink a shot.
@Trekytrek, most would have alcohol poisoning within the first two hours.
@Vegeta the God, noobs gotta pump those numbers up. Alcoholics can have pretty high bac. High enough thay normal ppl would have problems or die yet the alcoholic is fine.
@Trekytrek, I gave an upvote halfway through and then took it back after I finished reading
This plant is no joke! My friend brushed lightly on it with his arm while hiking and we didn't know what triggered it at first. He was on the floor screaming. He said something brushed on him hard and it's burning so bad and he was in agony. He then yelled to not touch any plant around him. We rushed to hospital and they advised us of this plant.... he had the pain on and off for approx 3 months. All because he brushed up against it.
@hasher2288, but he didn’t want to kill himself? Must be another plant then.
Now available, the Gimpy Gimpy condom. New sensations for him and her (or him and him)
Besides the stupid Epstein joke, yeah this plant is real. There was a soldier during World War 2 who accidentally used this as toilet paper...
@Jojooverdrive, it says it’s found in australia what was it doing in europe
@eleven, looking for Epstein
WHO THE FÜCK IS EPSTEIN
@Pinksock, a dead pedo... how they should be
You Cheeky basterd
If you touch this plant it makes you want to commit suicide, otherwise known as staying in Australia.
@AussiePatrick, makes a good christmas gift
One could probaly use this plant to train on getting used to pain or whatevver like focus under stress.
You had me at "Gimpy Gimpy".
*Pulls out the rolling papers*
It's my time bois
*Doesnt invite epstein to the sesh cuz he already been murdered*
I’ve got a plant in my garden that’s so dangerous, if you sit under it for just 5 minutes, you’d most likely die.
@DaddyWurzel, What's the plant called?
@Link Silverblade, Nymphaeaceae
@DaddyWurzel, clever hahaha