Hey guys, I'm currently recovering from a nasty surgery. Monday morning I had my left ball taken out because it had a tumor on it that may have been cancerous. If it was, it may have spread, which means I'd have to go in for chemo and lose my hair. Just wanted let you all know that this app and the community has given me more laughs than I can ask for, but now I'm asking for you to be a bit serious. Even though testicular cancer is the most easily curable cancer, I'm still worried and nervous. Your support right now would be really helpful, so please just keep me in your thoughts. I'm only 15, so this is a bit frightening, and I'm a bit scared. Thank you if you've read this far and please just say a prayer or whatever you're comfortable with that I'm cancer free and that I get well soon. Thanks much guys, stay classy.
@Abrahamster Lincoln, We're here to support you bro. We're praying for you.
@Abrahamster Lincoln, You are easily the most well spoken 15 year old I've ever heard from. Good luck and get well soon, friend.
@Abrahamster Lincoln, we love you and your balls
@Abrahamster Lincoln, Get better. Fight it!
@Abrahamster Lincoln, Don't worry dude, they'll give you a fake ball to put in there so you'll sack will look just like normal. Don't worry about busting nuts either, testicles are very powerful, with just one you can still get some young girl pregnant and give cream pies like a pro. It's just in the way you look at it :)
@Abrahamster Lincoln, hey just because you had to have one taken doesn't mean it's not yours anymore we love both of them
@Abrahamster Lincoln, U know who else had one testicle? Hitler, Napoleon, Lance Armstrong, Francisco Franco, Nba player NeNe.
@ Seductive Cheeto, dude......that was WAY too descriptive
@Abrahamster Lincoln, I hope and pray for you to be safe, Mr. Lincoln
@Abrahamster Lincoln, I have to admit when I was reading your post I thought you were a 30 year old man, anything but the toughest 15 year old ever. I can't imagine the fear that you're going through. I pray that your mind will be at peace and your body cured. We the community are here for you
@Abrahamster Lincoln, Hope you're alright, if it did spread, good luck on getting better.
@Abrahamster Lincoln, I feel for you- I was diagnosed w/ a rare blood disease when I was just a little older than you (17) & have been riding the medical roller coaster since. Just know that it's not going to be easy but that you WILL be ok, and this will only make you stronger in the long run. Sorry if that's too sappy! :)
@Abrahamster Lincoln, kick cancer in the nuts!!
@Abrahamster Lincoln, I had a tumor? I didn't even know...
@Abrahamster Lincoln, I'm around your age and I can't imagine what that must be like. Not only the fear of your own life but also the fear of your peers not being able to accept it (even though I'm sure they will). Good luck and get better. Don't feel down, because there are some pretty powerful dudes who only had one nut.
@Abrahamster Lincoln, I'm 15 too and let me tell you man, you need to take this and run with it. There are so many jokes to be made with this, laughter is the best medicine. Get better soon friend.
@Abrahamster Lincoln, My prayers are with you. Stay strong, we're here for you.
@Abrahamster Lincoln, hope that you will get extremely well and that you stick it to the end. You cannot give up, no matter what, so just fight the cancer if it returns and give it your all.
@Abrahamster Lincoln, I am 13 BTW soooooooo
@Abrahamster Lincoln, I love this community! All the best young squire!
@Abrahamster Lincoln, even though you had one removed you still have more balls than most the people here
@Abrahamster Lincoln, good luck Abrahamster and your balls
@Abrahamster Lincoln, praying for u feel the communities love
@Abrahamster Lincoln, hey bud. I was just looking through the random section and saw your comment. Just wondering how you're holding up?
@Hi how are ya, I am doing excellent, my friend. I am 17, healthy, and I'll be uniballing till the day I die. I get routine tests like MRI's and CT scans every month and a half or so, but that's a minor convenience compared to what could've happened. Thank you for your concern.
I just remember those miniature shopping carts for kids. Those were the shjt
I work at a grocery store and I've been doing this for 2 years...I thought I was the only one...
But if there are less carts then the longer row is the lonely one.... Less people have been using it
I still do this
Thank you for caring about the feelings of inanimate objects.
The ironic part is the line with fewest carts is the most wanted because more people have taken a basket from it.
You probably had a team full of bidoofs for the same reason
I always felt like each one was giving surprise subtext to the one in front of it
You da real mvp