@ TouchMyCatEars, ahem, you’re fired
@megamanx181x, aw fvck :(
@ TouchMyCatEars, but we can work something out to keep you employed *wink wink*
Until you look at your paycheck that cant afford a dessert when you go to Burger King
My boss is going to start questioning me soon enough
Or sleep in like a boss
Everyday is a day off if you don't show up
My boss didnt laugh at this as much as I did for some reason.
I used to have a boss that got pissed that people always asked for half day on Friday. So he said “you want half day. Ok. Half day!”
12 hours later we went home.