But what condition is her mouth in?
@KiritoSAOHero, it's also on its period
@KiritoSAOHero, or we could just part the Red Sea.
Periods only stop sentences.
@MyWar , haha I see what you did there, clever girl...
Do fathers usually keep track of their daughters periods?
@Medal Delivery Boy, do they also celebrate it?
@Medal Delivery Boy, cycles of women in the same household tend to sync up. And all you have to do is watch the mood swings and you know if they are. Then just by knowing your wife's, you would know your daughter's.
@Sethodactyl, they do if they know it means there daughter wont have sex with there prom date.
@The Imp, their*
@iOS7, fun fact, this is a common misconception. Currently there is no scientific evidence, biological, psychological, or phonological, that makes this happen. It's been theorized that the cause of this line of thinking derives from the fact that women spend 1/4 of the time on the bad part of the cycle, which is a significant enough fraction as to frequently overlap that of those around them.
@Medal Delivery Boy, NIPPLE SALADS
@ilovestarwars, my entire life is a lie. And they better sync up or I'm in for a world of hurt in a house with 4 women!
What makes you think that'll stop her?
@SDAvino87, I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight
@a concerned citizen, hey, if the river runs red take the dirt path instead
@Judge Tomahawk, that was my friends senior quote...
@a concerned citizen, I'm guessing you aren't from Chicago. Ketchup on a hot dog? Just listen to yourself.
@a concerned citizen, haha Jon lajoie
@Aperture Employee, Thank you. Ketchup is not a hot dog condiment.
@Funny Pics Janitor, it is here in Texas....
@BigHatLogan, not in my Houston home it ain't.
@Funny Pics Janitor, Um..... Yea it is :/ I live here and we, including everyone I know that likes ketchup, eats it with hotdogs
@BigHatLogan, like I said, not in my home. You don't speak for the entire state do you? I didn't think so.
@Funny Pics Janitor, I do believe in a lot of commercials involving ketchup or hotdogs, it shows ketchup on hotdogs...Why wouldn't it go one hotdogs? Hotdogs are a meat, ketchup is usually used for meat, sooo.. Yea..
@BigHatLogan, doesn't mean it goes on all meats. Would you put ketchup on steak? If so your ruining it in my opinion. So enough with the snide little cutesy Internet remarks. I don't consider it a hot dog condiment - end of story. I really don't care if you think so or not but stop acting like you are any kind of authority on the subject. In fact why am I even debating this with you? This "conversation" is over.
@Funny Pics Janitor, Why the hell do you have to be a dick about it. You act like we were talking about something the deeply affects you and/or is life threatening. And no I wasn't. You posted your opinion, I read said opinion, I disagreed and responded with my opinion. Not once was I a dick to you in any manner, so you cam calm down.
My mom kept worrying I would lose my virginity on prom night so I promised her I wouldn't....lost it the Tuesday before prom
Don't think she won't use the poop chute
Good thing she bought a red dress
I know I'm probably alone on this, but I never seen the point in celebrating something I expected to happen. Hey look my hot pocket is done after I put it in the microwave for 2 minutes. I think I'll throw a party since my plans worked
@IceMan12, different story if you're having sex
@A Lot Like Birds, why not both? *seduces hot pocket*
Ha! Like that would stop me old man!
I'm going to my second prom ever this weekend, my first one was last Saturday this one is a Masquerade:D too bad my first one was a contest to see who could disappoint their fathers the most:/
@Ligachiga1, did u win
@The Vigilante, no I just couldn't twerk or grind like everyone else.
@Ligachiga1, that's more for homecoming anyways lol
My prom is this weekend :D
@Anikan Skydancer, mine too :D
When the red river's a flowin', Dad takes the dirt road home.
Bloody Marry is coming to prom....
Hope she doesn't wear a white dress
please not on may 16th
Prom for me is next Saturday but I don't have a date:/
What father knows when his daughter is having her period?
And she is late
1 May 2014 #1May2014
So what's the prob?
That makes it even worse!
Every ketchup needs some mayonnaise
*ques music* Lady in Red....... *record scratch*