My favorite conspiracy theory...
Who told you that wildly unbelievable theory?
@Beggar Mugger, is a conspiracy!
@Beggar Mugger, The conservative capitalist alt right
Narrator: Everything is not okay
Man that is crazy
It’s all about the law of attraction, mates
My favorite conspiracy theory is that my parents love me
Call me a nut job but I believe this one
You are clearly a nut job
It is because in the grand scheme of things your problems are insignificant and you existance a tiny speck upon the canvas of the universe