Does anyone remember my comment about the evil bird that had forcefully entered my home one night and then attacked me? Well, a few days ago I stopped seeing him around and thought that by some miracle of God that pecker fart had left. I began to feel at ease in my home again... Watched TV, went to the bathroom, and even slept peacefully without the fear of a pigeon murdering me. All was well in my life; I was happy. Today though, everything changed. I was on my way to the upstairs bathroom (the one downstairs ran out of tp). When I reached the second floor of my home I became aware of someone watching me, the hairs in my neck rising in warning. 'Run!' my instincts screamed. Instead I was like a character from a bad horror film and I looked around, searching for the predator. "Hello?" I asked cautiously, my heart thrumming rapidly in my chest. There was silence; deafening and terrifying silence. I turned to make for the bathroom, and there on the stair rail was the bird.
@LuciferTheFabulous, "well... shjt..."
@LuciferTheFabulous, We made eye contact and I went still. I waited for the sadistic bird to do something, anything. But only deafening, terrifying silence ensued. I was certain my death was impending, and slowly I was accepting this. At least I'd cleared my search history today and was wearing clean underwear. I closed my eyes and took a step forward. I felt at peace. Then the bird made a noise and I completely lost my shlt, screamed and leapt backwards. By doing so I was sent flailing down the stairs. I have a fvcking broken leg. And that evil, insidious, spawn of the lowest depths of hell is still in my house. Sorry for long post. (Not really)
@LuciferTheFabulous, cleared search history... PMSL
@LuciferTheFabulous, do you live in Australia? I hear it's really common for bird attacks there.
@LuciferTheFabulous, I favorite this photo not because I liked it but because of your story xD
@LuciferTheFabulous, I only wish you said "but everything changed when the pigeon attacked..." Even I you don't watch anime I'm pretty sure everyone knows the reference.
@Grammar Duck, "Avatar the Last Airbender* *Anime* Pick one you scrub.
@Grammar Duck, avatar the last airbender is a cartoon because it was made in America
@LuciferTheFabulous, well, uh.... Feel better.
@LuciferTheFabulous, I approve your pain and suffering.
@18bluecat, can it only be anime if it's from japan?
@LuciferTheFabulous, *starts slow clap*
@LuciferTheFabulous, "that pecker fart"
@LuciferTheFabulous, You should just keep it like a pet, you'd be like JonTron, with a pigeon. It could peck the eyes out of burglars.
@LuciferTheFabulous, I apologize for laughing at your misfortune. (Not Really). No but seriously call animal control
And so, the Hulk came to be.
Do he got a booty?..... He do (｀▽´)
@Munoz86, Mmm Mmm he does! :)
Hes not even remotely like that he actually is in very good shape unlike some of those bulgy weight lifters.
27 June 2014 #27June2014
I bet he skipped leg day!
Stay off the 'roids Logan
No the wolverine why has hardly anyone even heard of this movie?