I dislike boobs...
@phalcon , *five large, middle aged Italian men circle in*
@phalcon , I can send you many pics of guy boobs
@phalcon , ( • ) ( • )
I'm terrified of female booty
Ahhhhhh... No.... Dont.... Stop!
@Slightly Askew, Don't stop?
“Knew a guy” ... right.
I hate killing people
I’m scared of commitment to a loving relationship
That's some 4D chess right there
I’m afraid of dragons.
...why are you all staring at me?
@Imaginaut, *plays imagine dragons album*
I'm terrified of daddy's peenees
Thats what i call a stroke of genius!!!!
"He's too dangerous to be left alive!"
Right... knee a guy...