But girls don't fart...
@Turding turtle, I've got some bad news buddy...
@Turding turtle, they toot
@Turding turtle, Very true. I've heard that certain really hot girls don't even have butt holes...just like Kim Jong Un
@Shrek Wazowski, United Nations got together and formed a binding contract with one word that describes what all females do: France won the contest and it begins with letter Q.
@Turding turtle, pshhh yeah and next they're gonna tell us girls poop, which we all know, they don't
@Mattizzle9, I hate to tell you....don't hit it from the back unless she's cleaned.
@Turding turtle, they hold them all in until they are married
This isn't a problem if you just stay away from women forever, except your mom because you live in her basement and need her to make hot pockets and get the bucket when you gotta shjt
@generic zombie, I laughed way too hard at this...my chest hurts
I have competitions with my girl, it's fun
Run! Before you catch the cooties!!!
i hate it when people say that women don't fart/poop, it's just an idiotic statement because we all obviously know that EVERYONE does these things. i'm just waiting for that stupid running gag to die off, but sadly that doesn't seem like it'll happen soon.
@Saldierrez, ᏴᏌᎢ ᏩᏆᎡᏞᏚ ᎠᎾN'Ꭲ ᏢᎾᎾᏢ...
Words of a wise man
But i have a fart fetish...
I like to fart on my fiancé...like butt crack to butt crack to put the gas up her ass
@ihatecums, Sounds like a household I wanna be a part of..
He just can't even