My friend's dad could pick up a dime with a forklift. The truck was to apply pressure to the edge and get the dime to flip in the air and land on the fork. He won many bets and earned the nickname "Wheels".
@OrphanCrippler44, but can he pick up bitches with it?
@I Dexios Divine I, he got your mom didnt he?
@OrphanCrippler44, My dad works for a nuclear plant and he used to pick me up from school on the back of a boom truck when I was little. Even though the threat of meltdown and nuclear annihilation and zombies is always in the background, having a dad work for it all does have perks c:
@The Lover, you'll be the first to turn into ghouls. Hope immortality doesn't suck for yah in the future
@OrphanCrippler44, Yeah my dad can do something similar. He would pick up a coin with the forklift and proceed to eat earth because he is not my dad he is galactus devourer of worlds
@The Lover, makes me think of Homer Simpson
@OrphanCrippler44, another way to do it is to set the fork on the dime and slowly back up, it will have the same result.
So that's why construction takes so long
When construction workers are on break and there are no good looking women around so they have to drink until one looks decent.
They think they're all that but I saw a few drops spill soooo......
I'd say they need a smaller hammer for this job but apparently their legendary amount of finesse can compensate for their tremendous girth.
Im actually going to be making a 3d model of one of these for work :)
I want to be served by them in a Restaurant
Who says just because you work construction that you can't enjoy the finer things in life
Fine dining and construction
Just the tip
Reasons why I need an excavator.
Well Peter Griffin almost saved a beached whale
But can you open those beers with a cucumber?
Construction Olympics 2016, yeah!
That poor trackhoe is an alcoholic....