Why can't white girls even?
@Glorious Grapefruit, Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.
@Glorious Grapefruit, because I'm so done
@Glorious Grapefruit, because they literally cant.
@Glorious Grapefruit, Why do white girls travel in groups of odd numbers...because they cant even! Badum tsh
Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
@Ima6pack, because its a delicious and nutritious way to start the day!
@Ima6pack, why does the priest smell like cinnamon toast crunch?
This needs to be a meme
Why is my girlfriend mad?
@Dr Tinglyballs PHD, you should already know
@Dr Tinglyballs PHD, Because you wouldn't understand.
Why are most trees blue?
@average pot smoker, because our eyes are not real.
@average pot smoker, because stop choking the trees!
Early access games are fun, you just have to know which ones to buy.
@stigmaoftherose, Space Engineers. Everyone go buy Space Engineers.
It is a meme. The original text says "Why are you sitting on this mountain?"
@Spilled Milk, That was meant to reply to @Glorious Grapefruit
@Spilled Milk, I'm pretty sure this is the original.
@Dwarf in the Flask, it's Cyanide and Happiness, you can check their website. This isn't the original.
@Spilled Milk, really? This is the exact one that they did oct 8. Did they have another one before that?
@Dwarf in the Flask, Okay, I just checked, and you're right. BUT, I had downloaded it to my phone the day it was posted, and it said "Why are you sitting on this mountain?" I have no idea what's going on.
@Spilled Milk, I can see where there might have been confusion because "why are you sitting on this mountian?" Sounds familiar...
What does my girlfriend want to eat?
@Solidus, except they usually die an early life (gosh dang it every early access game I've bought!)
Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten but hotdog buns come in packages of eight?
How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?
Why are Trix only for kids?
I kinda like buying early access games because its like stalking children you watch them growup as you play with them
He said you could ask. He didn't say he'd have the answer.
Why the fvck do you live on a mountain?
He be liek: oh nuuu what is dis question mean ugh why did I say EVERY question and who would actually climb up here?
Being one of those people I know the answer. Were just straight up idiots
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?