@Bowie Stars, ooooooh yeeees
@Bowie Stars, I physically said this out loud before I had the comments up lol
@Bowie Stars, *breaks down wall, OH YEAH
I thought I was tasting pennies
@megamanx181x, *googles how to delete someone else’s comment*
@megamanx181x, Welp I can no longer accept pennies when I get change.
At that point just marry her or kill her because you can't let that shjt get out there.
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, Knew a guy who would go down when his gf was raggin as long as she was wearing a tampon. She told me he pulled it out of her with his teeth once, and yea he married her but I still know this nasty shjt. Figured I'd share!
@ TouchMyCatEars, I know some stories the dude is actually a lurker on here lol
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, For real?! The guy I'm talking about told me this like 17 years ago, he was my neighbor his name was Jerry.
@ TouchMyCatEars, oh no I was saying I have some stories about some guy i know that happens to be a lurker on here
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, Well now I'm curious so you have to tell, please.
@ TouchMyCatEars, I've put my dong in there, but not my tongue. That's just a little too far
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, I'll own up to it. I'm not proud of it but it happened to me. Woke up after a long night of drinking and had blood on my hands... and my sheets.... and my face...
Guess that petition was signed
We call it finger painting
Man up and go for it. I
Call it the naughty vampire.
Pretty sure that’s a female lion. Guess it still works.
Just like Tiesto, I don’t stop at red lights.