*agrresively rings bell*
The shadow man claims his 6th victim in as many days as terror overcomes Springfield city. Homer Simpson was known by all as an alcoholic loving father. Marge Simpson, his wife, had a tough time fighting her tears as she bravely answered our probing questions. Who is the shadowman and where will he strike next? This is Kent brockman for channel 6 news.
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Beep boop motherfvcker
You can tell this is staged. In real life, when someone is hit by a chair, it isn't the chair that breaks.
It's the person hit with the chair.
Gee dad it's a pretty standard stunt.
Ah fūck, I can't believe you're doing this
Mhm yes, I understand. Definately