I thought the same thing until I realized that the girl I was talking to had a penis
@rattpack , were you in Thailand?
@rattpack , at least it didn't blow its load in you and than yours on the floor like in that one movie
@rattpack , shes got that zing, theres just one thing, shes got a penis!
I'd still take her out on a Date Knight.. "I'm not wearing underpants.."
@Dguy21, I'm not wearing hockey pants ;)
That's why I bring helium balloons for them
@HeadlessHampster, I have tried that on my crush... Now she thinks I want to rape her...😶😐😞😔😣😫💀👽
"DARKNESS. NO PARENTS."
I don't know who she is, but i know who I want her to be
I'd hit it
Yeah, cause I can tell when the pitch changes.
Fred really wanted me.
A woman's pitch also goes up when she's ovulating. The more you know🌈