Screen shot it, delete all the homescreen icons and set it as the homescreen then close all windows
@Dom J Morris, holy crap you are pure evil
@Dom J Morris, you have created a special hell that will shape man kind into a more evil and sick version of itself
@Dom J Morris, get away from him, everyone!
@teentitan, a dark cloud crawls across the blissful sky. The blistering sun departs behind the ever closing clouds. Silver pellets, bullets, droplets dive out of the blackened sky. They collide, dance on the floor; bouncing up and hitting others. A crack appears where the sun once was, a beam of light across the sky, brief and terrifying. The sickening roar that follows makes your stomach sink. That's nothing; your ears perk and you feel a silhouette behind you. "Dom is here." You tremble.
@Dom J Morris, I just spent 11 minutes explaining this comment to my gf and she cannot for the life of her understand it.
@StuffandThings85, no offense, but that could be advanced stupid
@StuffandThings85, at least it's not as frustrating as watching your gf try to play dark souls
@Dom J Morris, No no no no no! You screen shot the desktop, and remove all icons and taskbar. Then you invert the screenshot so it is upside down. Then you set the upside down screen shot as the wallpaper and then you go into the monitor settings and invert the monitors aspect. This way, everything is upright, but nothing is clickable and the mouse moves the opposite way it is supposed to in all directions.
@Dom J Morris, Delete system 32
@Dom J Morris, but you can tell no windows are open by looking at the task bar
@Dom J Morris, We do something similar. Since it's a security threat (and probably because it's the military) we seriously fvck with their profile if someone forgot to log-off. We do what you just suggested, then invert and rotate the mouse direction, and change the key bindings so that spacebar locks your screen (this makes it so you have to log back in to continue un-fvcking your profile). It's pretty great. Harrassment, probably, but pretty great. Haha.
Speaking of birthdays. I turned the ripe old age of 31. Thanks community for making me feel young
@akelly2113, Happy Birthday!
@akelly2113, Happy Birthday you ol' bastard.
Unrelated, but I just switched to comcast from AT&T uverse and two day in this is the shjtiest internet experience I've had. Nothing loads half the time. Pages are slow. Even kik messages take a second to send. The package I got was supposed to be 50mb/s and so far it's averaged about 5. Would anybody know how to help?
@Momoparke , Don't use comcast
Change his birthday... Then he can't change it back for a while. That's how I figured out who my true friends were when they said happy birthday when my real birthday was a week earlier.
The more evil thing you can do is put a serious comment and everyone will think it was them
@Rookie Mistake, they will never have my comments.
It's not evil... *takes off sunglasses* it's justice.
21 July 2014 #21July2014
Can someone please tell me how this is evil? I dont really know that much about Facebook, could someone please explain to me?
@cuche66, I think it's because then no one would know it's his/hers birthday, so he wouldn't get any birthday wishes. I could be wrong though
Y not both
Or make it public and then change the date to the week before. Then go into their photos and start tagging random people. Also make sure you like every page you come across.
Or you put they're dead
I don't see why that's so bad
Or just delete the god damn account