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@teentitan, a dark cloud crawls across the blissful sky. The blistering sun departs behind the ever closing clouds. Silver pellets, bullets, droplets dive out of the blackened sky. They collide, dance on the floor; bouncing up and hitting others. A crack appears where the sun once was, a beam of light across the sky, brief and terrifying. The sickening roar that follows makes your stomach sink. That's nothing; your ears perk and you feel a silhouette behind you. "Dom is here." You tremble.
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@Dom J Morris, No no no no no! You screen shot the desktop, and remove all icons and taskbar. Then you invert the screenshot so it is upside down. Then you set the upside down screen shot as the wallpaper and then you go into the monitor settings and invert the monitors aspect. This way, everything is upright, but nothing is clickable and the mouse moves the opposite way it is supposed to in all directions.
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@Dom J Morris, We do something similar. Since it's a security threat (and probably because it's the military) we seriously fvck with their profile if someone forgot to log-off. We do what you just suggested, then invert and rotate the mouse direction, and change the key bindings so that spacebar locks your screen (this makes it so you have to log back in to continue un-fvcking your profile). It's pretty great. Harrassment, probably, but pretty great. Haha.
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Unrelated, but I just switched to comcast from AT&T uverse and two day in this is the shjtiest internet experience I've had. Nothing loads half the time. Pages are slow. Even kik messages take a second to send. The package I got was supposed to be 50mb/s and so far it's averaged about 5. Would anybody know how to help?
Screen shot it, delete all the homescreen icons and set it as the homescreen then close all windows