Step 3: change his bio to "interested in men"
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, step 4: assume his identity
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I always do that if any of my friends leave their phone open like that. My friend Jesse had his whole family commenting on it and his aunt saying how proud she is for coming out of the closet already. I went back with my own account and threw more wood on that fire. Was hilarious as fvck
@ThePandaPool , what you tryin to tell us, Panda??!
@ TouchMyCatEars, sssshhhhhhh.... no one else noticed.
@ThePandaPool , 🤐
@ TouchMyCatEars, lol
This is why they tell you not to look at your phone while guarding