Sooooo one time, I was living with my girlfriend in high school. And one of my friends came over. My girlfriend was 21 so we decided to drink. Well we got pretty stupid. I don't entirely know what happened but in the morning i was in her bed with my friend. My girlfriend was in my bed. I was confused so i woke her up and asked what happened. She told me that my friend couldn't go to sleep on the couch so he went to my bed, but when he woke up in the middle of the night he forced his way in between us and passed out. The funniest thing is that i thought he was my girlfriend at first so i cuddled up. Now, he's bisexual and i didn't want to send the wrong message so i got up. But he wouldn't let me go at first and kept asking me something. I asked what he wanted. He said about tree fiddy. It was at this point i realized my friend was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era. The Loch. Ness. Monstah. And i told him, "Got dammit monstah i aint givin' you no tree fiddy!"
@Smo Queed, I condemn your labour
@Smo Queed, goddammit you got me
@Smo Queed, DAMNIT. You really got me.
@Kangaroo Jacked, i mean, this did actually happen. But when i woke up i just left him in the bed and fell asleep with my girl. But that's not as fun.
@Smo Queed, you had me going for a minute there lol
@Smo Queed, I am sad that I don't get it. Am I too old or too young?
@WarBureMon, probably a bit young. It's from southpark. You can search tree fiddy on youtube if you wanna see the origin.
@Smo Queed, I think people got tipped off this was fake after (A) you said you lived with your GF in high school, (B) you're the only 21 year old in high school, and (C) you forgot your girlfriend already gave him tree fiddy last Friday.
@ JCLEMZ, (A) i was homeless during high school. She lived with her parents still and they let me stay with them while i finished. (B) She was 21, i was 18 (C) I told that damn woman not to give that monstah no tree fiddy!
@Smo Queed, #bestcomments
So is this a friendzone or
@Not a doggo, I think so.