Cana's an alcoholic
In smallest village Latvia, lives man. Is good, nice man. Very successful. Have wife, have son, have house. No have potato. Is Latvia. Man is walk in woods. Suddenly, appears god. Says god "GOOD MAN. I GRANT WISH." Latvia man is wise. Says "I know this is not god. Is hallucinate from malnourish. "But says god "NO. IS NOT MALNOURISH. IS GOD. I GRANT WISH."
Of course, man wish for potato. Says god "SO HUMBLE WISH? I GRANT TWO POTATO." Disappear. Man very happy. Take potato, run home. Tell wife. Tell son. They happy. Man cry. Wife cry. Son cry, but from malnourish.
Suddenly, Politburo sees two potato. No Latvian has two potato. Is proof of capitalism spy. Arrest man. Kill son. Rape wife. Bulldoze house.
Such is life in Latvia.
@Latvian Comedian, thats not even funny... Thats just sad
@Dragon Blade Talon, such is life
@Latvian Comedian, why are you lativian comedian instead of lativian mood killer? Or something like that....
@Latvian Comedian, doesn't matter, had two potato
@DarkSock, sorry I accidently dislike you, I meant to dislike the guy above you
@Latvian Comedian, #latvia #latviancomedian
@Latvian Comedian, You're going to be successful around here.
@Latvian Comedian, favoriting just for this comment.
Hopefully that barrel is full of lukewarm water for that burn.
@CaptainSwordsman, I hope that barrel is full of a hospital because that is where you should go if you get a burn to the flesh
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, my latest invention: Barrel O' Hospitals!
@CaptainSwordsman, it's not, but luckily it's full of booze so she can drown out the pain.
She better do the ice barrel challenge to put out that burn
Bruh I was totally gonna bang cana till I learned guildarts was her dad which makes her like my sister...
@natsu dragnel, um sir you are not natsu you forgot the 2nd E
@DukeOfPineapples, some goon apparently used this name before me so I must make the best of this, if u will excuse me I must get happy circumcised
@natsu dragnel, bro thats animal cruelty right there, happy's actually got the ability to speak too... Then again exceeds lay eggs what makes you think he even has that type of reproductive organ?
@Dragon Blade Talon, I've seen the way he looks at Carla
@natsu dragnel, and everyone knows how much you want to "slay" lucy
*patrick voice* i dont get it
@generic zombie, She's masturbating with the veggies.
@PeanutButterPopsicle, haha eeewwww
@generic zombie, Cana is an alcoholic and the barrel she's holding is full of booze, the joke being that her boyfriend is the booze.
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@generic zombie, that girl is an obsessive drinker so she's teasing that she's taking the alcohol on a date. (unrelated but Funny pics is acting up on me. I can't reply to others, I can't click to toggle or click for hi-res :( I'm really sad about it)
@Yu Narukami, did you try turning it on and back off? (Delete and reinstall)
@Dragon Blade Talon, ah dyslexia strikes me again.....
@Dragon Blade Talon, I have yet to since stuckpixel hasnt made an update but I notice that this is an on and off thing for the app.
@Yu Narukami, just cuz they havent had an update doesnt mean you cant fix it by uninstalling it and installing it again, it could possibly be an issue with glitchy files and stuff, technology doesnt always run at 100% efficiency i dunno, hopefully your issue will be resolved soon
@Dragon Blade Talon, True. Its not that I'm uncultured or anything to think of uninstalling and reinstalling the app but I'm just really really lazy with a passion ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗthanks for the suggestion again and listening to my ranting :) hopefully I don't come off as an idiot to you
@Yu Narukami, nah its cool, technology and laziness Op
Also new fairy tail episodes out September 14th!!
@natsu dragnel, actually new episodes will come out the 6th before that, and the 13th as well (assuming you arent on the other side of the international date line)
@natsu dragnel, I've been watching new episodes for a while now. They have new ones every week
@Nagato Uzumaki, I'm talking about the dubbed English episodes,
@natsu dragnel, ohhhh, to tell you the truth I've never even seen it dubbed
"Server the guests......." MIRA THAT IS YOUR FREAKING JOB AND YOU STOPPED DOIBG IT FOR 7 YEARA
Fairy tail is Donnelly taking over for Naruto when it ends
@Nagato Uzumaki, for me at least. Don't know about you guys
@Nagato Uzumaki, I think Naruto ends in the next month or so going by the manga
@Anonymous Jack III, I know it does
Anime is called...? (Pst help me out here)
@Anonymous Jack III, Fairy Tail, it has two anime parts one is 175 episodes long the newest one is 21 episodes long and has new releases every saturday
@Anonymous Jack III, its about a guild of wizards who go on jobs to earn money and help people (using various types of magic of course) its got a good story line, lots of action, but isnt too serious, theres lots of jokes and fan service all over the place, basically if you liked the original Naruto youll like Fairy Tail
@Anonymous Jack III, also did i mention it has very little filler? (If youre the kind of person who throws a fit about that) anyways im done for now! Have a nice day/night!
Easy for her to say, she keeps her "boyfriend" hidden under her hair.