The brain is a dumbass who slowed the heart too quick and now it thinks it’s dying. So it shocks the body.
@Nurse Joy, Just stop my heart completely, Brain
I wonder if California people think those are earth quakes in their sleep.
@TheForeverGhost, no cause usually we wake up immediately to know if the quake was still going or not
@TheForeverGhost, I personally never know and just go back to sleep. If I die, I die.
@TheForeverGhost, It would make sense. California is God's etchasketch
@TheForeverGhost, naw. We really don't get that many earthquakes. Just more than the average other place.
@TheForeverGhost, Californians don't realize when earthquakes happen. We get calls like, "IS EVERYONE OKAY?" and I'll have to Google the earthquake and find out it happened 2 days ago.
Brain: “……………………………………………..in love?”
@Cave Dweller, Oh god thats even worse.
Is hard to go back to sleep after that…
Damn it brain!
Fell so hard my hair grew double in length
this is why i drink, to punish the brain for tricking me