The last jar of maple syrup spells the end of humanity... And the Canadians.
Everyone knows Canadians are just a myth
@jouze, no, no, just legendary Pokemon
@Taquito Speedo, *gotta catch em all*
@Taquito Speedo, not legendary but i am actually Canadian so I've got that going for me, which is nice
@a shiny haunter, "quick catch him! He's a shiny!"
@Taquito Speedo, throws pokeball, misses and destroys the last bottle of maple syrup
@JizzBiscuits, you fool! You've doomed the people of year 151441!
@JizzBiscuits, *look of disbelief* dang son, they were gonna need that in several thousand years.
@Taquito Speedo, dammit man, we were supposed to stay a secret!
@Taquito Speedo, agreed
We have less than 150000 years.
The fate of the leafers rest on Captain Cantuck
The last gun broke. America has fallen
@Lord Commander Snow, we still have our Eagles so atleast we can take the ring to mordor
@MrChalking, nah we'll walk
@Lord Commander Snow, dammit Gandalf!
Canada melted causing the globe to flood
The age of Canada is over *dramatic music*
Best by date is not a expiration date.
Hey, my upload! Cool.
It's actually when Quebec seperates from canada.
Time to annex Canada.
@Paulywolly, "I don't want to set the world on fire"
Soooooo many reposts these days
Hey, my upload!! Cool!
All we have left is hallucenagitic honey (it's a thing look it up, sorry if I miss spelled anything currently suffering from concussion #4 or 5 hard to know really.
The Canadians will outlive us all
@PeachyKing, every time we apologize we live an extra 6 months
The North has fallen, eh?
@The Puppet Man, *waits for lord commander snow to comment*
@a shiny haunter, *pulls up chair. *waits with you
That looks like a giant tit