My history isn't revenge, or hate. The road that brought us both here - isn't about that.
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, "Yeah yeah, and I'm guessing you're also 'not mean, just brutally honest' and 'not like other girls' and were 'born in the wrong generation.' Whatever you need to tell yourself for the ego boost, Sasuke. Once you're done listening to your Linkin Park album, we can wrap up your glorified, delusional, average revenge scheme and move on with our lives."
I just caught myself mid-3rd paragraph on some drunk shjt of the origin of my derpy pit and decided to shorten it to...."bro was like *cuddles* took em home. Daughter loves him, hers now...dude does dumb shjt constantly...we all laugh...the end"