You just won the lotto? Can I get tree fiddy?
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, *puts pants on you and removes your face* damn you lochness monster stop trying to get tree fiddy
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, “and it was about this time that I realized that Drunk Pantless Uncle was actually a three story tall MONSTAH from the Mesozoic era, and I said GAWT DANGIT YOU LOCH NESS MONSTAH I AIN’T GIVIN’ YOU NO TREE FIDDY!!!”
Honey we always been there for you, now you can’t spend all that money on yourself...
Congratulations, ya big sexy
Pretty sure it was just a scratch ticket.
@Cuactemoc4919, a win is a win