Cuz you were a little shjt yesterday, I had to beat your ass and take away your phone. But since you would find where I hide it, I gotta carry it around like some kind of drug dealer.
Now go fetch me a switch so I can work you over again, for being fresh.
Well son it's um a work phone yes a work phone
@Bigghoss1993, then who is Vanessa and why you want to eat ice cream off her tight ass?
@seeUpee, She’s my client. She sells ice cream from a cart pulled by a donkey at the park.
@A Deformed Penis, a donkey can’t be the best place to eat ice cream. How would you hold on?
@seeUpee, oof divorce in 3, 2, 1./.
@A Deformed Penis, that is actually pretty good!
One for the plug and one for the hoes
As someone with a work phone this took me a minute
Well now you can be that kid at school with separated parents
@megamanx181x, yeah, with the mom that is clearly wearing a T-shirt that is too small and everyone is wondering how she got in them jeans as she is currently looking for a man and all your friends start to show their true colors and want to bang her
@seeUpee, and over the summer she gets a boob job....
@megamanx181x, That dad paid for
If you don’t want to be called out for doing bad things then don’t do bad things
The dad is Heisenberg