I’m not a man but can I join too?
@Fairy Squad Mother, of course, the God Emperor always needs soldiers
@Fairy Squad Mother, yes, it’s been years since I’ve had someone genuinely care for me and tell me all is right while we both make the world burn
@Fairy Squad Mother, welcome to the Astra militarum comrade
@Fairy Squad Mother, Sounds dope, grab a spear and shield, and hold the line.
@Fairy Squad Mother, you could be one of the sororitas, the Sisters of Battle who are scary af, have pipe-organ missile tanks, drop churches onto battlefields, blare hymns from their ships and sing them on the ground all while strips of holy scripture are pinned to their armor.
No joke, they're probably the baddest and meanest bjtches in the galaxy that are largely unmodified humans.
@Fairy Squad Mother, crying for us all! Cry fest then conquest.
@DesignatedElfWhipper, That’s conveniently the weapons I’m best with! Well, spear or glaive. Either really
@Sven and Otar, I know what the sisters of battle are. (Grew up with a lot of 40K stuff in my house) And yeah they are hella badass
@Sven and Otar, or u know like a Valkyrie or something
@Fairy Squad Mother, how about a naganata or halberd
@bobbylupo, naganata are cool but halberds are too much like an axe. Plus I only have access to spear and glaive and a few others. I can’t fight with what I don’t have
@Fairy Squad Mother, some halberds have an ax blade but also a spear tip and a hammer
@Fairy Squad Mother, that’s rad. I’d try that if it was well balanced. Tbh I’m down to try most polearms
Battle and our lady… we require such simple yet effective things in life.
I used to have this, till we had a kid. Now she spares no time for me. We had a fight today. I’m sad. I was just begging for her to communicate and love me again. Her response: I don’t have the time.
“When can we talk”
Her: well at night I need to sleep and if we talk in the morning I’ll have a bad day, so I guess we can’t.
AND I lost my cool at that point. Huh…..
When you have a child, please don’t forget your spouse is more important.
@Child Slapper, you might just need to lighten her load. It's hard to have a lot of loved when your super stressed over a child. Maybe even give her a small vacation. Like a weekend at a spa or something.
@Child Slapper, that’s rough man sorry to hear that. Whenever you’re down nothing makes u feel better then your woman’s love but when you’re down cause you’re fighting with your woman it’s the worst cause that’s the only time when the one thing that always brings u up isn’t there. Hopefully when your kid gets a little older things will get better and you’ll find time for each other again but till then keep your head up it’ll get better
@Wordsarefun, that’s solid advice if she never has time and she’s always stressed give her time and take away her stress by doing more of course you’ll be a little more tired and stressed yourself but the love and appreciation she’ll show u will be worth it and little weekend getaways r great nice and relaxing and hopefully plenty of romance
@Wordsarefun,@bobbylupo, thanks this was very nice! We are doing a lot better now!
Left is daytime, right is nighttime.
Two sides to the man
I know it's for the lulz.
But on God this is 100% true
Not the same man.
Jesse Lee Peterson *looks at downvoter names* “BETA!”
@Cave Dweller, Uh, Jesse would agree with the meme. I think you misunderstand him.
@thatoneguymaybe, ha ha… and he would call the men fantasising about that right one “BETA!!!” Love or hate him, JLP doesn’t leave much to ambiguity. Here’s a thought, ask him what he thinks, he’s pretty good about responding, so I’ve heard. Good luck
For those interested, check him out for yourselves: https://youtube.com/c/JesseLeePeterson1
That’s y every man needs a good woman in his life someone that he can let his guard down around and someone he doesn’t always have to be strong for in fact someone that will be strong for him and lift him up when he’s down. There’s nothing like the love of a good woman
I have both
What moron fantasizes about losing a battle?
@I Are Lebo, they’re not fantasizing about losing a battle they’re fantasizing about the odds being against them and overcoming and being victorious
@bobbylupo, “let us die for honour and glory”
No, they’re fantasizing about dying in glorious combat. Whether or your side wins, if you died, you lost.
I regularly go weeks at a time without speaking more than a handful of words, and haven’t been hugged, much less held by a non-family member in upwards of six years. I’d kill for the second one.