It feels great
Have you ever had that amazing feeling when a migraine completely ends and it's like you got a brand new head?
@InsaneWorm, yea, it usually happens after I throw up
@InsaneWorm, not until 2 days after. Migraine hangovers suck
@volence, and I thought I was the only one who had those. My migraine hangovers usually last about two days
Yes, and it was awesome
@Steveman05, they usually come out silently, singe off all of my asshairs, and could make a zombie barf
This reminds me of that story about Andre the Giant. While working on the set of Princess Bride he let loose a 16-second long fart that brought production to a halt. Rob Reiner asked him if he was ok, Andre replied, "I am now, boss."
I literally just did that now! ❤️
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed
A query I ask all of my potential mates : "If we were doing 69 and I farted, would you stop?" Priorities.
@Funny Pics Janitor, what if they said "only to turn on the fan."?
It wasn’t a stomach ache. You just held in your fart for too long.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Lactose intolerant people get this